We’ve never met most of our IRL readers, but damn it, do we ever feel like we love you. You taste great, folks, as evidenced by the assortment of luxury sex toys, excellent chef’s knives and the Le Labo deodorant that graced your shopping carts in 2021. It may be the glow of the season holidays that makes us squirt, or maybe it’s that we are sincerely grateful to you, dear readers, for allowing us to hold your hand as we walk through the often intimidating world of online shopping together this year. Either way, we’re glad you’re here, and we’ll keep importing trucks full of deals, drops, and doping stuff for you until our keyboards turn to dust.
In 2021, you took our advice when (and you) it came to clitoral vibrations; you let us point you in all the right directions when it comes to alcohol, cooking utensils and personal care; and you didn’t blink when we told you you should get yourself some fluffy CBD buds that don’t get you off the hook. For that, we thank you. In the spirit of closing the year, we present your 2021 shopping year in review. These were the absolute bestsellers that VICE readers couldn’t get enough of, from masks to mushroom night lights. Take advantage and catch yourself in 2022.
The cult clitoral atmosphere with more than 45,000 reviews
There’s a reason this clitoral vibrator has stamina. A few, in fact. Not only is the Satisfyer Pro 2 a quiet, clitoral-pleasing toy that feels like it’s really oral, but it has a deep suction element that gently rests on the clitoris and sends out floating, pulsating waves that stimulate you. like, well, a pro. âThat’s because the large suction area is the key to Air Pulse technology,â writes Mary Frances Knapp in her ambience review for VICE. cave. Of course, the latter resonates better, more deeply. Thousands of happy VICE readers agree!
CBD joints to maximize, relax and dodge fears
Our readers have delved into Dad Grass fervently, searching for a calming, smokable hemp that has the laid-back feel of hitting a joint without risking too high and crumbling over your dead animals. It’s perfect for chugging along while spinning your favorite yacht rock records, hitting the park between sips of natty wine, and still being able to come home after the party.
Njoy pure G point stick
This wand is the one we would love to take to the desert island, please, as it is not only a story sprinkler tool (according to legends) but does not require batteries, is easy to clean, ready for the temperature game and looks like it has fallen out of an officer’s briefcase Matrix. Readers who are ready for sex-future-magic added to the cart like crazy.
A vibey vax card holder
This year our vax card has become our staunch companion at the bar, airport and just about anywhere else we dreamed of in 2020, which is why it has become essential to protect it from rips, smears and splashes. of Bloody Mary mix. When we found the best vax card holders, our readers played favorites with these rad oilcloth cases, which are colorful, practical and dare we sayâ¦ fun?
The deodorant you never tire of
Men’s deodorants really cover the full spectrum of overly bro-y odors. The girls have gone wild-era Joe Francis âsprays the increasingly popularâ earthy coconut oil stick that probably doesn’t do anything, âand finding the best deodorant can be difficult because the options are so vast. sleeves and collected the best deodorants for men, Le Labo was the one that reigned supreme, thanks to its luxurious fragrance, its aluminum-free formula and its great protection.
Famous jeans TikTok
Every once in a while a magical thing happens in which you come across an awesome product and then find out that he has a crazy cult, instead of the other way around. This is the case with the Stradivarius Slim Mom jeans, which one of our editors bought when looking for a more modern alternative to skinny jeans and then found out to be a hit with TikTokers for its slim fit but not tight, ample stretch and sturdy. denim that fits while feeling as comfortable as a pair of tracksuits. These are really great jeans, and for just $ 32 readers were more than willing to give them a chance.
Black KN95 masks for modern times
There are many different face masks out there, but KN95s have been shown to be one of the most effective in protecting against the transmission of COVID-19. Plus, black people make us feel like a space cadet. When Delta arrived and we realized the masked times weren’t over, we turned to Bona Fide’s affordable protective masks, some of the best.
Masks of good faith
This affordable alternative to Theragun
In an honest Olsky review for VICE, Ian Burke found that the massager, who is a well-known Thergun alternative, takes all of his post-workout and muscle woes to Pound Town for a fraction of the cost of a Theragun. Readers with sore muscles have been delighted with its limb-kneading powers.
Abercrombie is back, baby
Abercrombie & Fitch ruled 2000s fashion, and now the iconic brand has received a 2021 Tony Soprano-worthy re-zhuzh with chic bowling buttons, faux-leather feather dusters and more wardrobe staples that fit. both feel authentic to the brand as a heritage line, included, and Guy Feiri-adjacent. What more could a hot young girl who loves gabagool want?
Abercrombie & Fitch
If you have a chef’s knife, make this one
At this point, every member of the Rec Room staff and their mom (well, at least one) are singing the praises of the Imarku chef’s knife, for it’s an affordable blade and sharper than Catholic guilt that slices and cuts everything, from meats to vegetables and more to perfection. A large chef’s knife can cost less than a hundred dollars, and this masterpiece is proof of that.
Endless shiatsu neck massage
Everyone loves Dolly Parton, everyone loves salted French butter, and everyone loves this deep tissue shiatsu neck massager. It’s the perfect gift for moms and dads, or doms and friends; awkward family members who still need a gift, and everyone in between, which is why he’s been a staple of our gift guides and a top seller.
Mushroom lamps for mid-century modern dreams
This is the age of the mushrooms, the goblins. Whether you’re on your way to the cottagecore to germinate your own spores or looking for futuristic 1970s-inspired decor, this West Elm mushroom lamp – which looks equally chic off – was one of your finds. favorite for the home.
An alternative to coffee that we look forward to
Can’t drink coffee anymore, but you miss the ritual of it all? MUD WTR (pronounced “mud water”) is the viral alternative to coffee that is very close to the real thing, according to our colleague Jamie Steidle’s review for VICE. âMy daily routine needed something to fill that great coffee-free void in the morning and in my life,â he explains, âAfter getting started in the process of creating MUD WTR, and after discovering my preferences, I enjoyed it, especially as one-seventh of the caffeine in coffee is apparently my go-to place for morning energy drink consumption. Nervous readers agree!
This Monster Jam Combo-Orgasm Vibrator
LELO is the Swedish luxury sex toy manufacturer of our dreams, and their G-spot and clitoral vibrator combination is here to do the full-service combined orgasm job for you. âAs you might expect, the combination of internal vibrations and clitoral sonic massage is pretty darn mind-blowing,â writes Angel Kilmesiter in a review of the Enigma for VICE, âThe Enigma [feels like] both an investment and a treat, which makes masturbation feel spa, alien and, at the same time, oral sex with a familiar and skilled partner. It’s an investment, but what’s worth investing in more than deadly orgasms?
And finally, the bag of chicken
âI ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS BAG. he is the love of my LIFE âwrote one follower / customer of thisâ¦ handbag? Redeemer? A shoulder bag by another name would be just as cute. Indeed, an internet cult has been forming around this chicken bag for some time now. Join us, don’t you?
Thank you for coming through the cooperative. See you next year!
The game room staff independently selected all of the items featured in this story.