November 27 Bless your heart | Bless your heart

Wouldn’t it be great to watch Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade on TV and see the parade?

Is there smash and grab going on around Greenville? I need an alternator for a 2010 Buick if someone accidentally drops it. Plus a Louis Vuitton handbag and a leaf accessory for a lawn mower.

Bless my heart, it would be boring if I knew what I was talking about.

Bless their hearts, now NASA gets its ideas from 1980s sci-fi movies. Are we gonna try to change the course of an asteroid? What could possibly go wrong with that?

Bless your progressive hearts. Is there a problem that cannot be alleviated or eliminated with money or donations? Thank the Lord for lawyers and politicians. There is money to be made in these careers.

BYH, sometimes when you cry nobody sees your tears. Sometimes when you are in pain, no one sees your pain. Sometimes when you are sad no one sees your grief. But farts just once …

BYH, you know it’s cold outside when you go out and it’s cold.

Bless the heart of the media. People who run out of stores with merchandise they haven’t paid for are looting. If he walks like a duck and quacks, it’s probably a duck.

No one has been censored in the House of Representatives. The congressman was censored. To censor means to ban publication. No one has stopped its publication. Censorship means punishing for bad behavior. He admitted his wrongdoing by removing it on his own initiative from any subsequent publication. Bless her little heart.

Bless our hearts for our failing education systems. Everyone needs strong English skills, good math skills, knowledge of history (as it was, not as some would have liked), social studies to teach how our system of government (where government money comes from, taxes) and a certain level of art (music, etc.). Educators today seem to focus on social activism and racism. These are important, but will not earn you a living.

BYH PJ Connelly. Whenever something bad happens – COVID, gas shortage, shootings, – PJ freezes like a deer caught in the headlights.

Bless your heart Mr. Biden. Hope you enjoyed your vacation in the billionaire community that you shared with your poor friends.

Progressive BYH. It’s good to see that the ultra-rich are footing the tab for your party’s expenses. By the way, have you noticed the cost of merchandise in the store, the cost of fuel, oil and utilities? Have you noticed that as the prices go up, the tax you pay on these items goes up? Do you suggest calling one of your wealthy benefactors and asking them to help you pay.